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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"How do you trigger a feminist? You've got male."

"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"

"Popped a tire on a pot hole today Badum tss"

"I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back."

"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"

"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"

"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."

"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."

"Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you"