32476

Joke of the Day

"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"

"What happened to the gay wizard? He vanished with a puff!"

"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a demolition derby."

"One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment."

"What s the only white thing about a black guy? His owner."

"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"

"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."

"If you play your cards right, I could be your 2nd and 4th husband."

"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."

"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."