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Joke of the Day

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"

"I went to a zoo the other day... All the exhibits were completely empty, except for one dog; it was a shihtzu"

"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"

"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"

"Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple? Crunch."

"I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap. She's a bit clingy."

"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."

"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"