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Joke of the Day

"Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple? Crunch."

"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"

"Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one"

"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""

"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"

"""I love plates."" - Plato"

"I got my dog a tinder... He loves chasing pussy"

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"

"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"