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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"
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"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"
"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""
"My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation... The story is a real tearjerker."
"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"
"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."
"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."
"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."