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Joke of the Day

"Anyway, I heard some ""Norwegian black metal"" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it..."

"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"

"How do you know your waitress is having a rough night? She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen."

"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."

"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"

"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"

"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."