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Joke of the Day

"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""

"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."

"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."

"There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator Only a fraction of people will find this funny"

"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""

"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"

"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"

"Helium walks into a bar... and the barman says 'sorry we don't serve noble gasses in here'. However Helium doesn't react."

"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."

"If you want to setup a company and run it Then that's your business."