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Joke of the Day

"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""

"The new British PM has been spotted performing necromantic rituals over Margaret Thatcher's grave... She May be planning Theresa corpse."

"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."

"Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery."

"What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles"

"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."

"[Checks for abs] Abs : I have a boyfriend"

"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"

"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."

"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."