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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
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"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"
"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."
"Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together."
"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."
"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"
"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."
"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."
"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."
"Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!"