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Joke of the Day
"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."
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"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because the 7 didn't fucking bend."
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"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution... But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key"
"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."
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"When the devil loses hair There will be hell toupee"
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