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Joke of the Day

"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"

"Turns out Chlamydia is much easier to get than it is to spell."

"50 cent What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater? Gee you knit"

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"

"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"

"How many times does 1 go into 0? As Many Times As It Wants!"

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"Did you heard Steve Jobs died? He went to the iCloud. (RIP Steve. You may disagree with him, but the fact the man died is tragic considering his contributions to computing.)"