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Joke of the Day
"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"
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"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."
"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"
"[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"
"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""
"Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank......."
"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"
"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""
"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."