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Joke of the Day
"50 cent What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater? Gee you knit"
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"What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed."
"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."
"The power reddit has to change anything."
"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"
"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."
"""FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"""
"What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle? Orange"
"What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !"
"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."