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Joke of the Day

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""

"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"

"First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me.... That is how you spell assassination"

"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"

"Why do Americans write ""color"" instead of ""colour""? Because fuck ""u"", that's why."

"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."

"As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl."