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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"
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"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"If three men are arguing about whether to be known as Jews, Israelis, or Hebrews... ...would you say they're just arguing Semitics?"
"3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said ""I'll be back in 20 minutes"". Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!"
"I'd say popping your trunk to release 10,000 butterflies is the most magical way to elude the cops."
"You say ""my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle"" like its a bad thing."
"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."
"I sent ten puns into a contest to see if one could win. No pun in ten did."
"Could someone help me decide what's more two faced... Hillary Clinton or the coin"