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Joke of the Day
"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"
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"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"
"What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!"
"SOFT HIT......... A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."
"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"
"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."
"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""
"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"