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Joke of the Day

"Last night, I forgot about the Sun Then it dawned on me..."

"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."

"I was going to tell you a joke about a cow. But its udderly ridiculous"

"Barack Obama."

"People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer."

"I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours."

"FARMER: [when the protractor he ordered online finally gets delivered] this isn't what i wanted at all"

"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."

"Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away."

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."