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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about a cow. But its udderly ridiculous"
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"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"
"A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: ""But honey, I don't have a headache!"" ... To which he replies: ""Aha, I got you! Let's have sex then!"""
"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"
"What does FIAT stand for? Fix It Again Tony"
"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? A cemetery"
"How did Hitler check the price of his clothes? He looked at the Reichstag."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "