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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
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"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis"
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."
"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."
"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."
"I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, ""Yeah, man, you're free."""
"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."
"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"