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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."

"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."

"My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... I told him he was full of it."

"Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset? Business was dead."

"Two most important rules of programming 1. Avoid repetitions 2. Avoid repetitions"

"You say potato and I say... Who are you and why are you saying potato to me?"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""