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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
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"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."
"*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, ""SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."""
"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"
"Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady."
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."
"I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers."