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Joke of the Day

"I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers."

"Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!"

"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"

"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"

"I wish my girlfriend would stop confusing my chivalry for chauvinism... Pssh... fucking women."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."

"I would settle for life handing me anything citrus right now."