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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."
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"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"
"I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."
"Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know."
"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."
"What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition? ""Just go in there and be yourself."""
"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"
"my girlfriend folded the corner on a page of my new book, rather than use a bookmark. so i gently folded her credit card, until it snapped."
"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."