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Joke of the Day

"What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2"

"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."

"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"

"I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"

"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"

"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."

"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."