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Joke of the Day

"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."

"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."

"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"

"Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over"

"""I don't know, dude. Probably science & shit."" Worst answer I ever gave in a job interview. :("

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."

"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"