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"If there is no emoji to express the emotion, does the emotion really exist?"
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"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."
"step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. ""SmithWedding2014"" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks"
"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."
"My sister's lucky she married a doctor She says she has access to way more treatment options than normal patients."
"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"
"Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage."
"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"[praying in church] Please God let church end early"
"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"