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Joke of the Day

"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."

"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."

"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."

"How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida? When the color of the license plates start to change."

"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."

"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."

"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"

"Why did the bicycle stop moving? Because it was two-tiered."

"Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username 'Voldemort69' again"

"I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed."