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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"

"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"

"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."

"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""

"Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*"

"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"

"According to my cholesterol level I'm a pizza."

"Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their pere"