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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""

"I don't trust Bonsai trees. They are a little shady."

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"

"Your password needs to contain a capital letter a number an emoji a plot and a protagonist with some character development and a twist end."

"I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor."

"Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin"

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""

"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."

"Why does a blonde girl have a bruised belly button? She has a blonde boyfriend."