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Joke of the Day

"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"

"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."

"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""

"I'm living in a rough neighbourhood... Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out! It just goes from Bad to Worse"

"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Three. One to screw it in and the second to take credit for it. And the other to repeat it."

"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."

"How do you get an elephant on a train? You take the ""S"" out of sub, and the ""F"" out of way. [Say it out loud]"

"What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ""quickie"", only you do it yourself."