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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3... He says ""uno... dos..."" *poof*! and disappears without a tres."

"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"

"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"

"If I was a germ, I'd probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill."

"My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that."

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance By putting it into reverse and fleeing the scene of the accident"

"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"

"I guess since you can't adopt Russian children anymore, you will just have to wait until they are old enough to be a mail order bride."

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."