32107
Joke of the Day
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big rack. The 10th prefers the other 9 men."
Next Joke
"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"
"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""
"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."
"Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!"
"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
"They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug."
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""