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Joke of the Day

"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"

"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"State trash talk thread Insult your fellow state"

"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"

"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."

"How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone."

"I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid."

"My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it."

"Somebody wrote ""wash me"" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote ""no"" under it."