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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."
"You know what's funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up."
"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"
"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."
"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"
"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."