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"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"
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"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""
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"Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field."
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"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."
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"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."