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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about the Aztecs.... ... but they have alot of heart. (i'm not funny)"
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"Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends."
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"
"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"
"What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? *shrug* elephino."
"1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos"
"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."
"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"
"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."