223016

Joke of the Day

"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"

"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"

"A Physics Joke Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited."

"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."

"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"

"I want to tell you all a UDP joke ... but you might not get it."

"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."

"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."