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Joke of the Day

"Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious."

"Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!"

"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"

"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"

"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."

"What do Trump voters use as bookmarks? Lit matches."

"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"

"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."

"A group of muslim men go to a grooming class. They were disappointed to find it was about brushing horses."

"the devil has a tape recorder containing the sounds you made when you sang aloud with a group but didn't actually know the words"