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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."
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"Him: You smell good...what are you wearing? Me: Weed."
"a murder of crows, a troop of monkeys, a pod of dolphins, a herpe of Kardashians"
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."
"What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor."
"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."
"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"
"I'm so lazy, I'll only walk my fingers through your hair."
"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"