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Joke of the Day

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"What do you call bug mating? INSEX"
"Lobotomies Do they smart?"
"Whats the great way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."
"Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that."
"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."
"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."
"I told a girl to text me when she got home... She must be homeless."
"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"
"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."