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Joke of the Day
"I told a girl to text me when she got home... She must be homeless."
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"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""
"What are Marios overalls made of? denim denim denim"
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
"What do you call a mean Potato? A Dictator."
"Are you impulsive? Think about it"
"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."
"My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions"
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."
"In the winter you just need to find a corner... Because its 90^o degrees there..."