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Joke of the Day

"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"

"You know what I hate most about N.D.A.s?"

"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"

"WIFE: I can't take it anymore. Your incorrect use of idioms is tearing us apart! ME [taking her hand]: Cat got your tongue?"

"A baby is 75% water. So if I walked on babies I'd be 75% Jesus. #SolidLogic"

"Question *Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? *A: He was sitting on the deck."

"I started dating an astronaut. It happened out of nowhere. I did not planet."

"Good job on the speed traps, cops - How are the getting murdered traps coming along?"

"'My boobs fall to the side when I lay down' is the new 'my boobs are real.'"

"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"