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Joke of the Day

"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."

"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."

"I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"What type of gun do time travelers use? A Clock-18"

"Juliet: yo I'm dead Romeo: same Juliet: OR AM I..."

"Ever have one of those days where you drink so much coffee that you can't hold the scalpel straight? LOL! It's like a Gallagher show!"

"My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???"

"Did you hear about the Vietnam veteran who became a sewage worker? He's seen some shit."

"You should never have sex with your family member. No matter how much they incest!"