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Joke of the Day

"I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition."

"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"Yesterday I met my ex-girlfriend's son and told him about how I once auditioned to be his father."

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you."

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled."

"What do defensive linemen and porn stars have in common? At some point both of them have said to themselves ""This sack is going to make my career."""

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"