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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???"

"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"

"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."

"The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws."

"What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky? Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!"

"Curiosity killed the cat. NASA apologized profusely."

"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"

"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""

"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."