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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."
Next Joke
"Me: ""What's the haps, yo?"" 19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: ""I'm sorry."""
"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."
"How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table? He says, ""Gourmet I be excused?"""
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic"
"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."
"Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."