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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."
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"I'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people."
"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."
"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"
"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"
"So my dentist says to me... So my dentist says to me, ""you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"" Then I respond, ""Wow I deserve a plaque!"" This literally just happened. She lost it."
"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."
"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."
"What fabric is Mario's overalls? Denim denim denim."
"If you think you're having a bad day.. just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom"