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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"

"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"

"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"

"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."

"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."

"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."

"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"

"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."

"*Japanese Zen garden tour* Guide: It's important to be quiet & not disturb the- *Me from back eating huge bag of chips*: DUDE WE CANT HEAR U"

"Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's okay to kill those people."