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Joke of the Day
"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."
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"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"
"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"
"What did the Zune say to the iPod? You da real MP3."
"My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father."
"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."
"What is my ex girlfriend's favorite hands on day in math class? Manipulatives. god i'm so lonely"
"What language do cats speak? Catonese"
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"
"did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers"