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Joke of the Day
"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."
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"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."
"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""
"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."
"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"
"Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves."
"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""
"Usain Bolt's Girlfriend She pulled a fast one!"
"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"
"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."