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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"
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"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."
"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"
"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""
"""To be is to do"" - Socrates. ""To do is to be"" - Nietzsche. ""Do be do be do"" - Sinatra. ""Beep beep beep"" - R2D2."
"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."
"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""
"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."
"A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often."
"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."