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Joke of the Day

"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."

"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."

"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."

"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"

"To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner."

"What do I look for in a car? A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through."

"I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"

"Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else."