154672

Joke of the Day

"A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often."

"You can't afford a bar of soap, but Beer,, Cigarettes,, & $700 worth of tattoos is not a problem?.. This is why sometimes I have a hard time feeling bad for most people"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"She's marrying HIM?! TODAY?! *cut to me sprinting across town to stop the wedding but I see a good dog at the park and pet him instead*"

"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb? Nun."

"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."

"What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute? Hey, Sex-cells"

"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."